banishedquasiroyal:

mom lalonde, cleaning the kitchen which has already been sterilized by the maid once over and like the rest of the house, is free of any physical mess: lol

also mom lalonde, five minutes later, having locked herself inside of a bathroom with a bottle of gin and a box of aged photographs as her ten year old daughter is angrily typing a document titled “My Trauma, Or Why At Least I Can Capitalize Off Of This When I’m Older”: lol