Mito: *daintily lifts her hem clear of the floor and steps over the bodies* Now, where were we?
Hashirama: *smitten and blushing as he fumbles for the tea pot* Would you… would you like to stay for dinner?
Tobirama: *pulling out a betrothal contract with Hashirama’s signature already on it* Would you like to stay forever?
I saw the post about Mito with broadswords and now all I can think of is Mito pulling them out of nowhere (arm seals) after her marriage/alliance talks are interrupted, Utterly Destroying the invaders, then straight away returning to her tea and negotiations…. Meanwhile Hashirama is swooning & Tobirama is immediately hitting on her for Hashi & internally plotting who he needs to poison to get this marriage approved since obviously Hashi is way over his head and isn’t going to get any better!
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