crying-korean:

naruto: im glad u guys decided to come out to lunch with me!! we haven’t hung out just the three of us in a bit haha!

gaara: i agree i think this is a good opportunity to bond

sasuke: naruto can you look at the road when you drive at least a little bit. pretend to be a good driver for a second you gaywad

naruto: ok dickhead jesus im looking

gaara: …

sasuke: what

gaara: you guys just seem close…with the banter and everything

naruto: awww gaara no that’s just me and sasuke’s thing! me and u have a different but equally strong relationship :)))

gaara: ok…..if you say so….

sasuke: naruto he wants banter. you should give the man banter. go wild

naruto: haha sasuke no… i dont think thats a good idea

sasuke: no. the guy wants some banter. give him some old fashion banter. right gaara?

gaara: some banter would be nice yes.

sasuke: see? let loose naruto. really have at him

naruto: are you sure gaara haha?

gaara: yes. i think it would make our relationship more comfortable and casual

naruto: uhh okay um…uh

naruto: haha gaara! ur eyeliner is crumbling….hot topic….manic panic hair dye lookin….motherfucker

gaara: …..

naruto: ……..

gaara: …..i want to go home. please turn the car around

naruto: gaara no im sorry see this is why i didn’t want to-

gaara holding back tears: Its Not About That I Just Suddenly Feel Very Tired And Would Like To Go Home Now Please Drive Me Home

naruto: 😦

sasuke: 🙂