softbutchnaruto:

neji goes on a blind date w another sapiosexual hooked up for him thru a friend of a friend and he shouldve seen it coming that it was fucking. shikamaru. and they have an awful time and nejis really pretentious abt things and shikamaru almost falls asleep while hes talking and eventually while walking home nejis like “listen. you cant just appropriate the sapiosexual identity. either youre smart or youre not but its really disrespectful to come out here like this when im trying to make a genuine connection with like minded people. like god what even is your IQ score? 80?” and shikamaru shrugs and is like “150 but i got test in middle school” while scracthing his ass. “whats yours?” 

and suddenly faced with flashbacks of being asked at local sleepovers in high school “mines six inches whats yours” neji meekly replies “yeah me too” and goes home to pine after lee