rich sasuke au: karin and suigetsu once discuss mikoto’s milf status and sasuke refuses to talk to them for two weeks afterwards. *suigetsu voice* but sasuke i need to use your shower at least once a week to keep up my expensive skincare routine im sorryyyyyy not all of us can afford $50 moisturizer
@feraltoms said: “you made my mom cry over our dead dog and then said you’d fuck her come here again and i’ll set the security alarm off” “does it fire missiles at me? do you have a shark moat? fucking do it pussy i want to see what the rich people house can do to keep me away”
sasuke: my dad is literally a cop with guns
suigetsu: so it’d be direct action then
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