Do you have any crocodile modern au hc? Just wondering~

blenheims:

I don’t think that but I can whip up something 😀

• Croc is Italian
• CEO by day, mafia boss by night
• married to Daz Bones (I thank @ask-sir-crocodile​ for making me ship them xD)
• goes to the opera/theatre/ballet regularly as he is a stereotypical, cultivated, snobby, rich dude
• plays candycrush on his iphone
• purposely wears real animal fur to piss off activists
• everyday he and his husband take another route or path when they’re walking with their dogs and everyday Doflamingo somehow finds them on his jogging tour and annoys them
• friends with Boa Hancock. they often visit each other at their respective giant ass mansions