smellyoldblanket:

burningmanonacid:

softprettygirl:

dykealectics:

lnvitation:

powerbottomjotaro:

this is such a bad product. you might have temporary control over your tot but youre just going to make it stronger. whats worse than an uncontrollable baby? an uncontrollable baby who has never missed leg day and could kill you with one kick

why would you fill something with syrup im..?

WEIGH YOUR INFANT DOWN WITH ＳＹＲＵＰ

“Just wait till I take off my weighted armor”

Baby with them on: walks normal

Baby with them off:

You are overencumbered and cannot run!