senseiihaveaquestion:

gaara likes chouji a lot because he’s so gentle and gives him potato chips, and he’s never had them before. he tells chouji this, who is horrified. a week later, the kazekage receives a package that baffles everyone. the kazekage’s guard starts to run poison tests on it. gaara sees the package and it’s all junk food from chouji and he’s like, “no don’t bother”

“but, kazekage-sama—”

“no it’s ok” and he carries this huge box back to his office

he organizes all the snacks on his desk over his paper work and temari walks in as he is on his fifth bag of chips. she can’t believe what she’s seeing. gaara doesn’t notice how she is kind of appalled and starts to tell her that he likes the plain chips the best, and salt and vinegar is too much, there’s so many flavors, they should import them from konoha.