JOHN: i can’t believe i accidentally turned you gay!
DAVE: no thats not
DAVE: how it works thats not how anything works
JOHN: so….. did you kiss karkat?
DAVE: thats not
DAVE: um
JOHN: because that is what i would do if i accidentally turned *myself* gay with timey-wimey shenanigans.
JOHN: oh well! maybe next time.
DAVE: i
DAVE: okay im starting to think raw force of ramble just isnt gonna be enough to propel us over this conversation
DAVE: maybe we need to park the topic carefully on the side of awkward mountain and come back for it after loading up the xkcd ideas to simple words translator
JOHN: …how would you know about that?
DAVE: how would I know about all sorts of future junk
DAVE: pls lets not add to the stupid question pile, its wobbling like the french alps during avalanche season after those last brain nuggets you tossed up there
DAVE: im frightened
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