lectorel:

hamelin-born replied to your post:Headcanon: If anyone ever asks Yoko ‘What is best in life?’ They’ll bite back on their immediate impulse to answer “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women” and instead respond with something like “Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper.” (Yes, I am a Discworld fan.)

Yoko would definitely quote Pratchett to people (and probably end up telling the Iwa!Uchiha all the stories. Generations will fall in love with ‘Vimes-ojjisan’ and stand in absolute terrified awe of ‘Vetinari-sama’.)

‘and that’s how Vimes-ojisan arrested two separate armies. If he can do that, you can do anything you set your mind to.’