odditycollector:

esfubar:

John just let your boyfriend enjoy his leftover birthday cake in peace 

Karkat’s expression in the first panel tho. He knows what’s up. John is hand delivering an oversized piece of baked sheet pastry as an apology for being a shit to Karkat on Karkat’s birthday, EVEN THOUGH Karkat was not birthed and therefore doesn’t HAVE a birthday, they’ve talked about this, mammals are disgusting, and Karkat 1000% is aware that cake is going to end up on the outside of his face. They’ve played this out too many times before. At this point it would be a greater prank for John to ACTUALLY hand over the cake for him to eat unmolested, and thus leave Karkat paranoid about what brand new plan John’s thought up to make Karkat’s thinkpan explode in irritation, but that would rob John of the satisfaction of seeing little icing roses gob down Karkat’s forehead while Karkat screams rude words at him and attempts to wrestle him down to the floor. Apparently. So, yeah, looks like they’re doing this.

(he can’t wait.)