have you ever heard of the theory that dad egbert/crocker is harry anderson’s kid, adopted by nanna/poppop? i came across that one early on in my homestuck career and it’s always struck me as very likely. that’d make it so he was the same guy across both sessions as well

tasty-salamanders:

deliverusfromsburb:

…No, I hadn’t. That seems a bit absurd. I mean, I know Hussie mentions IRL people in Homestuck, but making up a kid as one of their characters?
I do think there’s a high chance he’s adopted though. I mean, technically the players are their own self contained species. Who knows if they can even have kids with normal humans. 

I have (sorta) debunked the idea that Dad is Nanna/Harry Anderson’s child before but lets do it again.

Nanna was born in 1910, Harry Anderson was born in 1952. That means that when he was born, Nanna was already 42. The average age of menopause is 51 (according to Wikipedia), but lets just give Nanna as a Life player the upper age of 55. When Nanna was 55, Harry Anderson was 13. So yeah, the only way that Dad would be the child of Harry Anderson and Nanna would be to make Nanna a child rapist.