fastpuck:

SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.

dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!

WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.

no! you can’t make me!

EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.

that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!