shitstrawhatssay:

Luffy: If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself, and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

Law: Do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up,” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.

Zoro: This is what BDSM is for.