Lily: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million pounds?
James [to Sirius]: You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
Sirius: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.
James: Good thinking, fuck the system!
Lily:
Sirius: Wait, if we shoot both legs for both of us, that’s 40 million!
James: Even better! We’d be so rich
Lily: Okay then…
Remus (not looking up from his book): You’re both already rich…
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