Harry Potter on Severus Snape

Philosopher’s Stone: Snape is a dick.
Chamber of Secrets: Snape is a dick.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Snape is a dick who bullied Neville to the point of being his worst fear and outed my favourite teacher as a werewolf.
Goblet of Fire: Snape is a dick who made fun of my best friend’s insecurities.
Order of the Phoenix: Snape is a dick who gave up teaching me Occlumency because my dad was an asshole to him at 16 and so my mind got invaded by Voldemort and my godfather died.
Half-Blood Prince: Snape is a dick who killed Dumbledore.
Most of Deathly Hallows: Snape is a dick who cut off my friend’s ear and let my friends and other students be tortured.
Nineteen Years Later: Bravest man I ever knew.

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