some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
Looking up makeup tutorials for How To Paint Pretty Symbols on Your Own Ass (To Look Like The Slayer of Men and Deceitful Acquirer of Grain That You Really Are Inside)
This has to be some kind of ancient euphemism for what we would now call a gold digger, but it’s so much more…colorful.
the true Grain Entrapment
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