Listen. I’m not saying having a parent who is reasonably firm with his expectations and discipline, isn’t alcoholic, doesn’t hit his kids with swords, does not own a puppet that houses the soul of a literal demon, is alive, and genuinely loves his kids with his whole heart is the Best Fucking Option but I am absolutely saying that Dad Egbert is the Best Fucking Option like he is the only functioning adult out of all of them someone please give this man a million dollars and also all four of these children.
Honestly from what I am reading on your kidswap posts clearly the answer is ‘Dad egbert should adopt everyone and have a million children.’
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