So @owldork1998 sent a picture in Discord about dragon-related do shirts and my thoughts are;
Okay but imagine Charlie wearing My Sexuality is Dragons and Screw you evolution for not making me a dragon – at the preserve (which his family never sees bc they worry enough) he (and basically everyone he works with tbh) has I will not accept any lesser death than death by Dragon
(I now hc that all people who work with dragons are morbid af and have a dark, gallows kind of humor because people die? Often?)