I’ve seen a handful of AUs where Harry is deaf and I love it but it also makes me laugh because I just imagine Tom Riddle monologuing in the Chamber of Secrets and finally turning to a confused Harry who just signs “I’m deaf” and Tom is just like ??????
Voldemort isn’t present Harry’s 3rd year because his spirit is too busy learning sign language because god forbid he can’t monologue to Harry Potter come 4th year when he finally has a body.
#IM LAUGHING #*voldemort elgantly flourishes his hands around as he tells his tales to harry potter only* #and his death eaters are like???? why he gotta do that to his hands #and then when he is done talking and signing for harry #the boy just #i can read lips now (via maskeddork)
LMFAO. HARRY IS LIKE, “I’m sorry can you enunciate better? I was trying to read your lips, not watch your hands.”
Voldemort internally is like, “okay yeah he’s gotta die.”
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