Rose one ups roxy and, across the country, they instantly stare eachother down. For 30 minutes they’re just staring at walls and their wives are like. “oh looks like rose did something again”

banishedquasiroyal:

rose fucking tries to one up roxy but cmon. roxy isn’t actively…even trying to one up rose. she’s just a happy nerd with her wife, who she married in a small private ceremony bc she didnt want any fuss. just her gal & the stars & a legally binding document for official reasons.

rose finds out that she got married like, six months after the fact w/ everyone else. “oh yeah, when we got married–” says calliope in passing and rose fucking loses it, aggressively congratulates roxy, and then goes and locks herself in a bathroom and stares at the mirror unblinking while crying. “She’s fucking done it again,” she says, breathing heavily and filled with rage. “How the fuck. Did she do it. Again.”