kanaya is just a fucking lesbian space crocodile and she does dumb shit 24/7 and probably eats rocks anyway i love her and she’s my favorite troll
(( Kanaya, and other trolls possibly idk, could totally swallow rocks to help grind up food. maybe they’re physically carnivores, but eating plant matter requires that stuff to be ground up in the gut with rocks? the more you know
rose lalonde, looking at a cupcake belonging to her wife: Hey, where did you get those sprinkles? Did you actually go grocery shopping or…?
kanaya maryam, deepthroating a bloody steak: Oh I Got Those From The Garden
rose: ????
kanaya: Theyre Pebbles
rose: ????????
kanaya: Weve Been Married For Years And You Consider Yourself A Xenobiology Enthusiast And Yet You Didnt Know That I Need To Eat Rocks To Aid Digestion ?
Rose installs a giant heat lamp into one of her mansion’s many spare rooms, and Kanaya spends upwards of six hours basking under it. -Gill
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