Rose and roxy in a passive agressive battle to show who’s the bigger lebsiab

banishedquasiroyal:

it’s funny bc it’s extremely one sided. roxy is just like “oh sweet daughter/mom and i have something else in common!!!! :D” 

rose, dipkissing kanaya in the middle of a ‘let’s get together bc we survived sburb lol’ dinner: Wow. I love my wife. Who I am married to. Because we’re in love. I eat flannel for breakfast lunch and dinner. We’re adopting a grub and her name will be Sappho because it fits the six letter rule and also is gay.

roxy, kissing calliope on the cheek and beaming: oh rad!!! im so happy for you!!!! maybe sapphy can play with our kid. bc im having a kid lol

rose, suddenly one upped yet again: >:O !!!!!!!!!