paratactician:

odditycollector:

I found this on the internet claiming to be manly, Cancer-themed neck jewelry

and

okay

I bet on Alternia, awkward symbol combinations are the equivalent of horrible relationship namesmooshes and/or doodling “MR [YOUR NAME] [YOUR CRUSH’S SURNAME]” in your schoolfeeding binders surrounded by little hearts (or clubs or whatever. trolls).

and one time everyone is bored and that is when Dave walks in on Karkat grimacing in concentration and gouging a fist-enclosed pencil across a book like Karkat still thinks paper is stone-tablet and chisel type technology, gotta carve your grocery list down before the barbarians attack and pillage your alphabet

Karkat has been trying to combine

and

and coming up with variations on the above squiggles, which is absolutely the best thing that has happened to Dave all afternoon.

holy shit dude, Dave says as he yoinks the book away.

did you just draw an entire page of human sperm

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Once I stopped laughing I was mostly just embarrassed that I’d never noticed how similar the Cancer and Breath symbols actually are.