Real Question: How much frog memorabilia has Naruto fobbed off on Gaara (‘verse of your choice)

sloaners:

Like… everything ever.

Cookie cutters, an umbrella, an apron, carnival toys, themed stationery, grocery totes, painted flower pots, a soap dispenser, matching wallets…

…and of course the dreaded frog mug. Kakashi saved it in storage and gave it back to Naruto so as to let him inflict it on some new unfortunate soul.

(Kankuro tried to veto the frog toilet seat cover but Gaara wasn’t going to give it up and actually hissed at him)