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I just realized today we’ve never had a Jenny-focused episode. We’ve had a Buck-focused episode, a Sour Cream-focused episode, a Kiki-focused episode, a couple for the Pizza family and the Cool Kids, but never one just for Jenny. 

I suspect we might get one soon!

LIKE MAYBE ONE ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LIKES SADIE THAT’D BE PRETTY PEACHY KEEN IN MY BOOK

Simple plot: Jenny likes Sadie romantically and tries to express it, thinking that her affectionate and flirtatious gestures will be understood.  Sadie explains away everything Jenny does as just being friendly or kind because she is living the Tumblr oblivious lesbian cliché.  Eventually Jenny realises Sadie doesn’t have the confidence to believe a cute girl is into her without being Very Directly Told.  So she tells her, maybe with a heavy metal love song.

(steps up to the mic) “This is a song about a girl I know.  (pause)  Called Sadie.  Sadie Miller.  Standing right over there by the prop coffin.  That one, specifically, and these lyrics should be taken literally.  ONE TWO THREE FOUR!”

I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU

a song by Jenny Pizza feat. Buck Dewey and Sour Cream

HEY GIRL DO YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME
WE COULD SEE A MOVIE OR TWO
A SCARY B-MOVIE LIKE WE BOTH LIKE
BUT NOT LIKE I LIKE YOUUUUU

(Buck and Sour Cream: NO!)

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MAKE OUT WITH A MOVIE
NO YOU CAN’T MAKE OUT WITH A MOVIE
WELL YOU COULD TRY BUT THAT’D BE WEIRD
AM I BEING CRYSTAL CLEEEEEEEAR?

I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU!
I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU!
I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU!
AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME THE SAME WAY
THAT’S OKAY I CAN DEAL
BUT I’M TELLING YOU HOW I FEEEEEEEEL

(Buck and Sour Cream: UNAMBIGUOUSLY!)

‘CUZ I GET THE IMPRESSION YOU’RE NOT GONNA FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE CRAZY LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND I KIND OF WANNA PUNCH WHOEVER MADE YOU FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN YOU’RE SO SMART AND CUTE AND FUNNY AND THIS PART OF THE SONG DOESN’T RHYME AT ALL BUT IT’S SINCEEEEEEEEEEEERE

BECAUSE

I, LIKE, LITERALLY ROMANTICALLY LIKE YOU
IF WE WERE BRITISH I’D FANCY YOU
IF WE WERE JAPANESE I’D DAISUKI YOU
IF WE WERE WEREWOLVES I’D SAY AWOOOOOOO
LET’S WATCH GINGER SNAPS AND SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…ch.

(smashes guitar)

hi i just want you guys to know that this very literally cured me from being sick in bed just now. like an easter miracle or whatever. but yeah, thank you so much for this quality content! i love this so much!