elanorpam:

Man, chamber of secrets had some weird directing decisions, like, rowling wrote a perfectly fine climatic action scene with real tension and a good conclusion and it was turned into some flat overlong sword-waving party with some of the most flat delivery and boring angles and baffling positioning of the actors and i just spent the whole scene picturing a better movie in my head.

How can columbus be so good at heartwarming and so crap at suspense