Loki on the internet, though. Loki would create multiple socks just to have sock wars. Loki would write fic and then use another identity to plagiarize that fic and then use yet another identity to expose the plagiarism just for the fun of watching the shitstorm go down. Loki, in his various identities, would be the number one source of drama in any group he chose to join.
Oh, and his husband? A horse.
(If you get that particular reference, we can be Fandom Olds together.)
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