the-gryffindor-beater:

Lily: [holding remus’s hand over her stomach so he can feel baby harry kick] Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.

James: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Sirius: Top ten things James said on his wedding night.

Remus: Whoa! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Peter: Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.

[Lily laughs]

James: Stop laughing at it, Lily!

Everyone: Top ten things James said on his wedding night!

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