I don’t know the answer to this but I do know that whatever it is Rose and Dirk argue bitterly over it
rose enjoys hunchback, even the fucking gargoyles. dirk cannot let this stand
theres no fucking way rose enjoys those fucking abominable gargoyles. that nonsensical tonally dissonant garbage goes strictly in the dave wheelhouse. I will fight you
I will concede but I will also propose: dave starts talking about how great they are and rose, seeing dirk starting to open his mouth in longwinded protest, immediately jumps on the bandwagon just to see how mad he gets
I literally think the second dave was like oh yeah those gargoyles I love those guys dirk would open his mouth and swallow his entire tongue while meekly saying oh …….. oh yeah ……. me ……… too ………………………………… because he wants dave to like him so fucking badly and of course rose overhears this and immediately saunters up, chin in hands, oh really? tell me more, father. tell me more about how you just love the delightful antics of the most jarring and out of place so-called “sidekick” characters in all of disneydom. educate me, please. I especially am interested to know what value you believe the gargoyle wanting to fuck the goat brought to the film. rewind it, dave. let’s see that again
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i always enjoy the answers to this question, so what do you think each kids’ favorite Disney movie is?
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