thefastestclockintheuniverse:

deej3000:

toastyhat:

thefastestclockintheuniverse:

It’s the return of discstuck – for toastyhat ❤

(These quotes are from the first seven Discworls books – I can be more specific if you ask! ^^)

Part one/ two/ three/ four/ five/ six/ seven/ this thing

(Oh and Booshstuck for any Mighty Boosh fans 

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YEEEAAAHHHHHH

how could the post office one be so specific?

basically Moist Von Lipwig and Mr Groat are looking at this intense post-sorting machine that doesn’t get used anymore because it is dangerously quantum – the full quote is:

“And that was the end of it, sir,” said Mr Groat, as they left the room. “Actually, I heard where the wizards were saying that the universe was destroyed all in one go but instantly came back all in one go. They said you could tell by lookin’, sir. So that was okay and it let old Rumbelow off’f the hook, on account it’s hard to discipline a man under Post Office Regulations for destroying the universe all in one go…” (etc etc) 

And there you have it B)