jadekat-inspiration:

Imagine Jade is dared to check Karkat’s browser history in a drunk truth-or-dare with the rest of the beta kids. To her surprise, she finds aggressively kind searches such as:
“HOW TO TELL SOMEONE THEYRE A PIECE OF SHIT BUT IN A FUN WAY?”
“HUMAN-TROLL RELATIONS LAW?”
“ARE TROLL GENETIC DISORDERS PASSABLE THROUGH HUMAN OFFSPRING?”
“HOW TO TELL YOURE BEING TOO OVERBEARING?”
“SHOULD I BUY HER FLOWERS? GODDAMN I JUST NEED SOME ANSWERS”
“is the shift key frightening to humans?”