purghhappenings:

Zoro: Come on sir, the math thing isn’t the problem. This gloomy islands keeping you and Red hair apart. You just need to bone.

Perona: *chuckles nervously*

Mihawk: What did you say?

Perona: dont say it again.

Zoro: I said you two need to bone.

Perona: *whimpers*

Mihawk slowly raising his voice: How… dare you, Roronoa Zoro. I am your mentor!

Mihawk storms off and five minutes later emerges from his room: BONE!

Ten minutes after that Mihawk: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business.

Twenty minutes later: BONE!!?

Forty minutes later Mihawk calmly says: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.