thestrawhatsneedhelp:

Nami: You’re making me really really nervous with that box cutter. I’m gonna be really brutally honest, if one of you cut yourself with the box cutter I would laugh, and I won’t feel bad about it until later. I won’t feel bad immediately, but, like, when I get home I’ll think “maybe I shouldn’t have laughed”

Zoro: You only have to feel bad if someone actually dies

Nami: Well, if it’s a serious injury I’ll feel bad. If they’re spurting blood I’ll feel bad, unless they’re spurting bloon on me, then I’ll be like “oh come on”