purghhappenings:

Zoro: if only there were portable scanners!

Law: What do you mean “if”. They exist.

Zoro watching Sanji struggle: What? No they don’t.

Law: I could literally go grab one and bring it here, he doesn’t need to wait to be carried it’ll only hurt him more.

Zoro roughly tossing Sanji over his shoulder: Mmm what’s that? Couldn’t hear you over Swirly brow screaming.

Law looking at Luffy: is this some form of foreplay??

Luffy: like a game?

Robin: before anything more is asked or said, let’s make sure Sanji is alright. Then you and Zoro can explain the “game” to Luffy.