purghhappenings:

Usopp: Oh my god we’re gonna die

Zoro: we’re not going to die.

Usopp: fine. They’re going to kill us!

Sanji: You’re forgetting operation: Luffy.

Law: What is operation: Luffy?

Zoro: It’s always the third option when we’re in situations like these. We can either die, be killed, or inevitably be saved by Luffy coming in and trashing the place.

Law: Operation: Luffy means total chaos and destruction.

Sanji: Usually.

Usopp: So instead of our enemy killing us, Luffy usually does it when he yeets us to safety.

Law: I’m starting to prefer options 1 and 2 the more you all confirm and speak.

Zoro: It’s inevitable. Luffy will save us.

Law in a deadpan: woo