purghhappenings:

*The Sunny and Co surrounded by the navy*

Nami: Dammit! What are we going to do?!

Luffy: Dont worry! If gramps taught me anything it’s that…

*noticeable silence passes on the Sunny*

Nami: What? What did your grandpa teach you?!

Luffy: hold on I’m trying to remember… yknow actually nothing? All he ever did was hit me.

Law: That’s it?!

Luffy: Oh! He said “Luffy if you become a marine then everything will be fine!”

Zoro and Law: oh my fucking god