Someone taking Luffy hostage: give me what i want or he dies!
Nami: good luck.
Dude holding gun to his head while Luffy looks bored: wh.. this is your captain?!
Zoro: when you bring him back, can you make it before 10:30? That’s his bed time and if he doesn’t do his routine it’s a mess.
The guy: What????
Sanji: also feed him before you bring him back otherwise… oh boy.
Law: You look confused, let me explain: He’s bat shit crazy and you will bring him back, and you will regret taking him over someone else.
This literally happens in the Heart of Gold OVA
I based this off of that movie! It was such a good point to be made by them i just switched it up a bit
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