purghhappenings:

Marco: do you really wanna know how i hurt my wrist?

Thatch: Yes.

Marco: I was hula hooping. Ace and I attend a class for fitness and fun.

Thatch: Oh my god.

Marco: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doopsie.

Thatch: why are you telling me this?

Marco: because nobody will ever believe you.