purghhappenings:

colemister20:

purghhappenings:

Garp: I forbid you three from taking a step out that door to become pirates!

Ace donning Whitebeard gear launches himself out the window: Try and stop me!!

Luffy putting on his straw hat from a famous pirate and throwing himself out a different window: you got it gramps!

Sabo whistling as he walks out the door: I’m gonna be The Chief of Staff to the Revolutionary army so that doesn’t apply to me.

Dadan: aren’t you mad at them??

Garp: well technically i said out that door and Sabo is gonna make a great revolutionary with his thought process.

Dadan: …. you’re just giving them time to run because you’re sadistic.

Garp: Oh yeah, those shit heads are about to die.

😂😂 man I love garp, I’m gonna be him when I get old

If you’ve got nieces or nephews/children/little siblings just start now.

Step one: be bat shit crazy

Step two: train them for something they don’t want to be

Step three: rice crackers

Step four: abandon them with mountain bandits and only show up to train/beat them

Step five: tell them you love them and then leave for six months

You’ll have guaranteed pirates and revolutionaries after 16 years(granted you start them as newborns)

Another tip is to make one raise the other and have bat shit crazy grandsons

🤟🏼✌🏼👍🏼 go be the best Garp you can be