Jenn: would you judge me if I wrote the fic where Tsunade orders Sasuke and Naruto to go to ninja marriage counselling and I played it completely straight like
Jenn: “Naruto there are a number of tasks you must complete before I make you Hokage”
Jenn: “one of them is that you have to fix the dysfunctional relationship with your live-in ex-criminal secret boyfriend”
Taz: No
Taz: NO.
Taz: WRITE IT RIGHT NOW.
Taz: Naruto’s like
Taz: “We’re not even married”
Jenn: like I am trying to imagine this ninja marriage counselor though
Taz: I am imagining
Taz: “mutual compromise no jutsu”
Taz: THE SCROLL OF “USE I FEEL” STATEMENTS
Jenn: the whole thing is just Sasuke being told to us “I feel” statements
Taz: yes
Taz: yes
Taz: yes
Jenn: “I feel that I am going to kill you if you finish that sentence”
Jenn: “I feel like I am going to stick my head in this oven.”
Jenn: “But I’m taking you with me.”
Jenn: “Who are you taking with you, Sasuke? Me, or Naruto.”
Jenn: “This entire city.”
Taz: cry
Taz: ign
Taz: is naruto like
Taz: lol classic sasuke
Taz: or does he
Taz: spray him with the water spritzer
Taz: that sakura gave him for “spray sasuke when he makes statements”
the one where shino and lee dated for half a day
Published
Cheloneuniverse 