I will forever be salty that Naruto didn’t turn out like Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec because let’s be honest…how is this not Naruto?
And thinking about the character Andy Dwyer and how good he was with kids, that really should have been Naruto. If you want me to believe in the power of JesusNaruto’s ability to be so pure as to talk down villains and make them see the light after years of thinking their violent ideologies into religion, he better be a pretty freaking amazing dad to his kids.
But no. He became a politician. Because that’s what makes him happy.
OMG this is so true.
(Also as a NaruHina shipper I sooooo badly wanted canon NaruHina to be like this: Naruto: oh babe… you had a crush on me? that’s embarrassing… Hinata: we’re married… Naruto: still…)