“yo, pops?” hinata walks into the room, hands together behind her back, and stands in front of her dad “got a moment?”
hiashi, tired and ugly, nods and gets up “sure thing beloved daughter whom ive never mistreated ever in my life like ever”
“hold still real quick, would ya?” hinata waits for him to settle in a comfortable standing position before straight molly whopping him as hard as she could
hiashi goes flying into a wall while yelling “dude, what the fuck?”
“thats for me and neji and uncle and everyone one else, pops” she pretends to wipe her hands clean “don’t come around my kids no more or i’ll beat your ass so hard you’ll need the byakugan just to see what’s left of it”
hinata walks out of the room and proceeds to treat herself to whatever it is she likes
the end
I’m screaming.
then when she’s done having her cinnamon rolls she sits down with her kids and explains to them what a charlie foxtrot her upbringing was and about the branch clan curse mark and the Konoha establishment’s indifference to it “and that’s why me and Aunt Hanabi are going to work together to end the legal and societal structures that allowed this kind of slavery to exist in the first place”
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