askcaptaintashigi:

so endearingly stupid he can’t even manage misoginy

#it’s my headcanon that zoro is literally the stupidest of the crew in EVERYTHING but swords #and captain’s right hand shit i guess #like i’m pretty sure he either can’t read or is very very bad at it #i’m gonna make a post about that one day though #and he’s dumb but he doesn’t care he just likes swords man #let him have swords and nothing else matters anymore #’what the cook said i couldnt tie my own shoes’ #’what the shit should i care about shoes i got SWORDS MAN’ #’A MAN WITH SWORDS DON’T CARE ABOUT NO SHOES’ #and he’s not even remotely bothered by people thinking he’s dumb because in his own opinion he’s the smartest ever #because he knows what important things in life are #swords #promises #manliness #more swords #nakamaship #and swords #so rly it’s the rest of the world who is dumb not him